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The Dr. was on the way to drop his 4 year old son off at preschool and

did not realize he had left his stethoscope on the seat.  Suddenly he

noitced that his son had picked it up and was playing with it.  This is

fantastic thought the Dr., my son wants to follow in my footsteps. The Dr.'s

heart was broken when his son spoke into the instrument saying:

"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and
noticed him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back
to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said,
"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Should  children witness childbirth?

Due to a  power outage, only one paramedic responded to
a call from a woman in labor.

When he arrived the house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a  3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
slapped him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-yr old standing there with her mouth open

what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place......smack his butt again!'

Another Cop  Joke ...

A Policeman pulled a car over and told the man
driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed.
With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,

"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband
when he's been drinking."

A Friend in Arizona tells us…

^{I was driving with my three young children one summer afternoon}

^{when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waived.}

^{She was stark naked!  Suddenly from the back seat my five year old}

^{Screemed out " Mom, look at that lady.  She's not wearing a seat belt."}

Good Job Mom…..

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More kids…

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman's locker room.  When he was spotted, the room burst into

shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,                                                                                                                                               'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?

Those silly women …..

When in need, look for a Cop

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.

Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report.                                                                                     

My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?'   'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said

as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

I’ll try anything…